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powderpig
08-29-2009, 11:03 AM
I got this from my mom in Alaska. Enjoy:thumb::D




> Think about this:
>
>
> 1. Cows
> 2. The Constitution
> 3. The Ten Commandments
>
> ________________________________
>
> COWS
> Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow
> epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost
> three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of
> Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are
> unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.
> Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
>
> ________________________________
>
> THE CONSTITUTION
> They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .... Why don't we
> just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has
> worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
>
> ________________________________
>
> THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
> The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a
> courthouse or Congress is this -- you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal'
> 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full
> of lawyers, judges and politicians ... it creates a hostile work
> environment.
>
> ________________________________
>
> Also, think about this ... if you don't want to forward this for fear of
> offending someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM! It is time for America to
> speak up!
> Yep, I passed it on!