View Full Version : caption Quest: Wipeout Hill

05-03-2010, 03:06 PM
OK...let's try again. sorry Perry. :D

Air Randy
05-03-2010, 03:24 PM
"I told you, head butting it will NOT fix a broken A arm"

05-03-2010, 03:29 PM
I shouldn't have done that IFS swap :pirate:

05-03-2010, 03:33 PM
"Whaddya mean the brats fell outa the Snackster??!?!"

05-03-2010, 03:34 PM
"If I push reeeaaaalllly hard on the top here, I bet I can rip this wheel clean off"

05-03-2010, 03:52 PM
perry caught a wiff of my fart...

05-03-2010, 04:18 PM
After giving it a pretty paint job i thought it would stay together......

05-03-2010, 04:20 PM
Oldie but Goodie:

"IFS: Inherently Funked Suspension"

Man that sucks. Time for that solid front dude.

05-03-2010, 04:48 PM
Forget that old 'head in the lion's mouth' trick. This takes real balls.

05-03-2010, 05:34 PM
Never tell a Toyota to pull your finger.

05-03-2010, 05:37 PM
This is how we stimulated the cows on the farm.

05-03-2010, 05:59 PM
How the hell does this wheel come off !!!:confused:

05-03-2010, 06:01 PM
Cindi says .

Now there's your problem !!

05-03-2010, 06:57 PM
Perry sez: i think it's time to make John an offer on his Hilux so I can use the front end. And I'd even get a color-matched long bed to boot.

Marco sez: whatever dude, smells like money...

05-03-2010, 07:41 PM
OK...let's try again. sorry Perry. :D

"Hey, I bet if the lower balljoint breaks while doing this it will decapitate me."

05-03-2010, 08:42 PM
"So this is what second place feels like"

(Never did get ahead of Neil in those washes)

Uncle Ben
05-03-2010, 08:44 PM
Quick....gimme that can of paint so I can do a Krylon rebuild here too! :p::lmao:

05-03-2010, 08:45 PM
Quick....gimme that can of paint so I can do a Krylon rebuild here too! :p::lmao:

A can of gloss black would have made the repairs almost perfect!

aeresol overhaul!

tennessee chrome!

05-03-2010, 09:58 PM
I've heard of having your head up your A**, but seriously!

05-03-2010, 10:28 PM
Ivan Stewart told me it is better to have one pissed off tire and one happy tire than two so-so tires on an IFS truck in the desert. I hope this is enough negative camber to do the trick!

05-03-2010, 10:29 PM
umm...guys? guys? I am stuck here. Really! Guys???

05-03-2010, 11:24 PM
This is how we stimulated the cows on the farm.

I love this one. :thumb:

Uncle Ben
05-03-2010, 11:29 PM
"Sorry Perry.......it's full of mini truck crap in here too!" :p: :lmao::hill:

05-04-2010, 12:49 AM
"Yep, there's the problem Perry...Your passenger side turn signal is missing"

"What we have hear Perry is a rectudinal to the cotangent hypotenuse flimflam split of the coaxial doomelhopper"

05-05-2010, 09:23 PM
"A frown formed as Perry realized he might not make it to happy hour tonight"

05-05-2010, 09:30 PM
"She is ready for the NASCAR debut, going to the left will never be easier!"

05-05-2010, 10:51 PM
"Who said, "Now squeal like a pig!"?...Not cool, man...not cool"

05-06-2010, 09:07 AM
Nothing funny to say, but just wanted to say how much I like like the color on the rig.

05-06-2010, 12:21 PM
Ichabod Perry contemplates confronting the Headless Wheeler ...

05-06-2010, 02:17 PM
Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.