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02-28-2007, 02:42 AM


02-28-2007, 08:14 AM
"Forced out of the national forests due to President Obama restoring forest enforcement and land management budgets, teen drinking parties have moved into the spotlight on our national highways."

02-28-2007, 08:41 AM
:eek: :eek: :drink: :drink: :beer2: :bawl: :bawl: :bawl: :bawl: :bawl: :twocents: :twocents: :beer: :beer: :beer::thumb: :thumb:


02-28-2007, 08:59 AM
In a rare mass suicide, 340,000 bottle of Grolsch beer committed suicide on a rural road in Chestershire. A beerstained note written on the back of a label indicates that the bottles felt that it just wasn't worth living as a twist off. Bring back the ceramic tops!

Uncle Ben
02-28-2007, 09:12 AM
The new Swedish blond truck driver while still having problems with American slang phrases was fired today after she "hit the road" as her boss told her to do.

Bruce Miller
02-28-2007, 09:19 AM
Something very similar actually happened on the north side of Raton Pass this past Sunday on I-25. A semi with one of those newer fabric enclosures on the trailer lost a load of what looked like plate glass windows on a curve near mile marker 2. The state patrol had traffic drive slowly thru all the broken glass. The broken glass was so deep that from a distance it looked like the interstate was covered in snow. Cars with flat tires lined the interstate all the way into Trinidad. Luckily, I didn't get a flat, yet!

02-28-2007, 10:13 AM
And the state patrolman's cousin, who as it happens runs a mobile tire repair business operating from Raton to Pueblo, states categorically that there was no collusion involved and it was merely coincidence...

02-28-2007, 10:16 AM
Grolsch...:confused: I guess today was a good day. :eek:

This is what happens when you bring grolsch to germany...

02-28-2007, 10:28 AM
In an act of war, the Krahcosians destroyed 125,000 bottles of Dutch "Grolsch" beer. Experts say that the attack was brought on by years and years of those bright orange t-shirts.
UN troops have been deployed and sanctions are expected.

02-28-2007, 11:32 AM
NEVER carry your beer in a dump truck :(

02-28-2007, 01:00 PM
"Dude...Now THAT is beer abuse" :)

Rock Dog
02-28-2007, 07:12 PM
And witnesses say the culprits were seen fleeing the scene in a Budweiser truck....

Shark Bait
02-28-2007, 08:45 PM
.... and when the ice cream truck flipped over on top of it all, it was beer a la mode as far as the eye could see. :eek: :lmao:

02-28-2007, 09:18 PM
"thank god EJS is over" :D

03-01-2007, 12:48 AM


With St. Patrick's day around the corner, only Irish beer is poured here and don't you forget it!! Damn Dutch!!

03-01-2007, 11:23 AM
"In a new twist of the 'A thousand bottles of beer on the wall...' song, some locals got a little carried away"

03-01-2007, 12:24 PM
this tragedy could have been averted with a simple "Beer Crossing" sign.