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02-28-2007, 07:14 AM
"Forced out of the national forests due to President Obama restoring forest enforcement and land management budgets, teen drinking parties have moved into the spotlight on our national highways."
02-28-2007, 07:41 AM
:eek: :eek: :drink: :drink: :beer2: :bawl: :bawl: :bawl: :bawl: :bawl: :twocents: :twocents: :beer: :beer: :beer::thumb: :thumb:
02-28-2007, 07:59 AM
In a rare mass suicide, 340,000 bottle of Grolsch beer committed suicide on a rural road in Chestershire. A beerstained note written on the back of a label indicates that the bottles felt that it just wasn't worth living as a twist off. Bring back the ceramic tops!
02-28-2007, 08:12 AM
The new Swedish blond truck driver while still having problems with American slang phrases was fired today after she "hit the road" as her boss told her to do.
02-28-2007, 08:19 AM
Something very similar actually happened on the north side of Raton Pass this past Sunday on I-25. A semi with one of those newer fabric enclosures on the trailer lost a load of what looked like plate glass windows on a curve near mile marker 2. The state patrol had traffic drive slowly thru all the broken glass. The broken glass was so deep that from a distance it looked like the interstate was covered in snow. Cars with flat tires lined the interstate all the way into Trinidad. Luckily, I didn't get a flat, yet!
02-28-2007, 09:13 AM
And the state patrolman's cousin, who as it happens runs a mobile tire repair business operating from Raton to Pueblo, states categorically that there was no collusion involved and it was merely coincidence...
02-28-2007, 09:16 AM
Grolsch...:confused: I guess today was a good day. :eek:
This is what happens when you bring grolsch to germany...
02-28-2007, 09:28 AM
In an act of war, the Krahcosians destroyed 125,000 bottles of Dutch "Grolsch" beer. Experts say that the attack was brought on by years and years of those bright orange t-shirts.
UN troops have been deployed and sanctions are expected.
02-28-2007, 10:32 AM
NEVER carry your beer in a dump truck :(
02-28-2007, 12:00 PM
"Dude...Now THAT is beer abuse" :)
02-28-2007, 06:12 PM
And witnesses say the culprits were seen fleeing the scene in a Budweiser truck....
02-28-2007, 07:45 PM
.... and when the ice cream truck flipped over on top of it all, it was beer a la mode as far as the eye could see. :eek: :lmao:
02-28-2007, 08:18 PM
"thank god EJS is over" :D
02-28-2007, 11:48 PM
With St. Patrick's day around the corner, only Irish beer is poured here and don't you forget it!! Damn Dutch!!
03-01-2007, 10:23 AM
"In a new twist of the 'A thousand bottles of beer on the wall...' song, some locals got a little carried away"
03-01-2007, 11:24 AM
this tragedy could have been averted with a simple "Beer Crossing" sign.
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