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treerootCO
12-27-2007, 12:08 PM
Or trade for an Fj80?

John is ready to move over to the dark side :)

2000 Green Camaro
70,000 miles

Beater
12-27-2007, 04:51 PM
better be one BITCHIN camaro

Maddmatt
12-28-2007, 11:45 AM
Yeah, my folks drove it up here from the Bahamas.

Sorry, couldn't resist. Consider it a free bump :lmao:

PabloCruise
12-28-2007, 01:03 PM
Yeah, my folks drove it up here from the Bahamas.



That does it!

- Hey Jack, what's happenin'?
- I don't know.
- Well uh, rumour around town says you might be thinkin' 'bout goin' down to
the shore.
- Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna go down to the shore.
- Whadda ya gonna do down there?
- Uh, I don't know, p-play some video gamess, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.
- Don't forget your Motley Crue t-shirt; y''know all proceeds go to get their
lead singer out a' jail.
- Uh huh.
- Can't wait to go down. Hey uh, were ya goonna check out the sand bar while
you're down there?
- Uh, what's the Sand Bar?
- Ah, it's a place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink.
- Ah, cool.
- Ya hey, guess who's gonna be there?
- Uh, who?
- My favourite cover band, Crystal Ship.
- Wow.
- Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be reallly impressed, in fact, it goes a
little like this:

Love me two times baby
Love me twice today
Love me two times girl
Cause I got AIDS
Love me two times baby,
once for tomorrow,
once cause I got AIDS

- Uh...
- Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there. I hope those guys have a
good sense a' humour and don't take us into court.
- Uh, what's the court?
- Never mind that, the important thing here...
- You mean the People's Court.
- The... Now, that's another story. The important thing here is that we get
to the part where you ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore.
- Oh, how you gettin' down to the shore?
- Funny you should ask, I've got a car now..
- Ah wow, how'd ya get a car?
- Oh, my folks drove it up here from the Baahamas.
- You're kidding!
- I must be, the Bahamas are islands. Okay,, the important thing here is
that, uh, you ask me what kinda car it is.
- Uh uh, what kinda car do ya' got?
- I've got a bitchin' Camaro...

(1.2.3.4)
Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro!
I ran over my neighbors
Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro!
Now I'm in all the papers

My folks bought me a bitchin' Camaro
With no insurance to match
So if I happen to run you down
Please don't leave a scratch

I ran over some old lady
One night at the county fair
And I didn't get arrested
Because my dad's the mayor

Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro!
Donuts on your lawn
Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro!
Tony Orlando and Dawn

When I drive past the kids
They all spit and cuss
Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro
And they have to ride the bus

So you'd better get out of my way
When I come through your yard
Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro
And an Exxon credit card

Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro!
Hey man where ya headed?
Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro!
I'm drunk on unleaded

Maddmatt
12-28-2007, 03:06 PM
Nice. I actually have that on vinyl somewhere. Rhyming "donuts on your lawn" with "Tony Orlando and Dawn" remains one of my favorite couplets of all time.

DaveInDenver
12-30-2007, 08:06 AM
Here you go:

The Dead Milkmen Bitchin' Camaro (http://public.armbrusterweb.com/music/deadmilkmen_bitchincamaro.mp3) (MP3, 3MB)


I've always understood that the cover band's wasn't Crystal Ship, though. Straight from the source:

http://www.deadmilkmen.com/lyrics/bitchin_camaro.html