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Old 01-20-2010, 12:28 PM
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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel

"Pickup your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
promised land ".



Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on
your
asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land".


Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
camels, and mortgaged the promised land.



I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the
economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security,
retirement
funds,
etc .. .. I called Lifeline.

Got a call center in Pakistan. I toldthem Iwas suicidal.


They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck........
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