Ole's been tinken so, Ole asks Sven, "Vy do scuba divers alvays fall backverts off 'der boats?"
To which Sven replies,"Well, you know, if dey fell forverts dey'd still be
in 'der boat!"
Dere you have it.
Heb Dduw, heb ddim; Duw a digon
I'm that gun-totin', farm-raised, evangelical, pro-environment, OHV ridin'/drivin', Southern civil rights pro-labor Liberal yo' momma told you couldn't possibly exist.