Originally Posted by Uncle Ben
Perry's articulate; he just can't spell to save his life.
Man with gun: Spell "fork!"
Man with gun: Spell "fork" or I'm going to put a bullet in your head!
Man with gun: What is with you kids these days? Is it all that text messaging? Too much TV? Sugar cereal?
(shrugs in disgust, tucks gun into the waist of his jeans, and walks away)
...from my screenplay, "The Last American Reader"