Originally Posted by DaveInDenver
"It remains to been seen whether the MacBook Wheel will catch on in the business world, where people use computers for actual work and just dicking around."
Actually, the sentence completion feature was my favorite:
The aardvark asked for a dagger.
The attractive peanut farmer graded the term paper.
Lots of "aardvark" in there.
And the line, "availability in 3 to 15 months". The Onion is just a gem.