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"Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough."

"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."

"A man's only as old as the woman he feels."

"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members."

"I intend to live forever, or die trying."

"I must confess, I was born at a very early age."

"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it."

"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."

"Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it."

Happy Groucho day!
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