A Halloween Story...................
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when he
BUMP... behind him.
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the
an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket
bouncing quickly behind him
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door,
slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the
on his heels the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His
pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can
a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)
The coffin stops!
Oh shut up...I just had to send it...............
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