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Old 10-31-2006, 05:51 PM
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Talking Special Halloween Edition

Once I bought an antique trunk at a store. When I got it home, I put it in the garage, intending to clean it up. It was night, and my garage is pretty poorly lit. Anyway, I noticed in the dim light that there seemed to be smoke in the air. I backed up, and realized there was this weird spectral form over the trunk. It slowly shaped itself into a figure that looked vaguely like a guy in 19th century dress. It scared the crap out of me. "Who are you?" I said. The figure just stared. "Did you used to own this trunk?" I asked. The figure nodded slowly. "Oh my god! Can I take your picture, to prove you exist?" Again the figure nodded. I ran and got the camera. The figure was slowly starting to fade away. I aimed the camera, and shot the picture, but the batteries in the flash attachment were dead. The figure disappeared and I never saw it since, and now I don't have any photographic proof, even though the ghost seemed to give me permission.

So, you could say....

...wait for it...



...wait for it...
..."the spirit was willing but the flash was weak."
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