The poor ex...
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and
the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table.
The wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she
took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear
she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"
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Originally Posted by AxleIke
I need an FJ40....
Originally Posted by Red_Chili
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