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Old 11-13-2006, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Uncle Ben
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and
the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table.



The wife asks, "Do you know her?"



"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she
took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear
she hasn't been sober since."



"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"
so that's why i drink so much
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