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Old 12-11-2006, 06:02 PM
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Three men: an American, Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked in
the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his
forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.
"That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm
to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone.
I have a microchip in my hand."

Paddy felt decidedly low-tech. So as not to be outdone, he decided he
had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his arse. The others raised their eyebrows... "Will you look at dat," says Paddy, "I'm getting a fax."
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