Never met a woman as tough as a Cruiser, although Ige comes close! PEACE, Ige!!
Bart's first name was Burt for the same reason as yours. Had to cut the U out of the Burt badge, flip it over and and add a piece from a model kit to make it an A and voila, Bart - just too many Burts in town for a unique truck, imo.
Audi will be a breeze, tailwind or no.