A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man
reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on
The little boy asked why he wore his collar that
The man, who was a priest, said, " I am a Father."
The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his
collar like that."
The priest looked up from his book and answered "I
am the Father of many."
The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two
grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that
The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the
Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while,
then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should
wear your pants backwards instead of your collar."