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Old 01-29-2007, 01:07 PM
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An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido.

"What about trying ******? asks the doctor.

"Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin".

"Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an "Irish ******". Just drop a ****** tablet in his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went".

Less than a week later, she called the doctor to report on the results. The lady exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!"

"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me, then and there, took me passionately on the tabletop! It was a real nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"

"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good"?

"Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But, sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"
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