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Old 02-12-2007, 09:28 AM
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From my sister...

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind but I feel much luckier when I play topless."

With that, she stripped to the waist, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby . . . Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed, "Yes! Yes! I Won! I Won!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know . . . I thought you were watching."

The Moral of the Story:

Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But all men are men.
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