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Old 02-16-2007, 11:18 AM
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Woman walks into the Docs office and says, "No matter where I touch my body it makes me scream in pain".

She touches her ankle, loud scream. She touches herself on the ear and screams even louder. She gently touches her belly and screams again!

The doc looks her over and looks at her brown hair. "You're not a true brunette are you?"

"No" she replies, "how did you know?"

"There is nothing wrong with your body, your index finger is broken!"
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