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Old 02-20-2007, 10:53 PM
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Default Turn around and go back.....

Live Your Life Backwards

I want to live my next life backwards. You start out dead and get that

out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better
day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension,
then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work
40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink
alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous, and you get ready for
High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you
have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then... You spend your
last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions;
central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day,
and then,
you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.
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