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Old 03-01-2007, 01:05 PM
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Default Secret to a long and happy marriage

With a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary at the church's
marriage marathon, the minister asked Brother Ralph to take a few minutes
and share some insight into how he managed to live with the same woman all
these years.

The husband replied to the audience, "Well, I treated her with respect, spent
money on her, but mostly I took her traveling on special occasions."

The minister inquired trips to where?

"For our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China.

"The minister then said, "What a terrific example you are to all husbands
Ralph, please tell the audience what you're going to do for your wife on your 50th anniversary?"

Brother Ralph: "I'm going to go back to get her."
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