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Old 03-04-2007, 08:47 AM
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Default Key your eyes on the watch.....

The Hypnotist at the Senior Center


It was entertainment night at the Senior Center
and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill.
People came from miles around to see the famed
hypnotist do his stuff.

As Claude went to the front of the meeting room,
he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite
two or three people up here to be put into a
trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every
member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude
withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from
his coat.

"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique
watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my
family for six generations."
He began to swing the watch gently back and
forth while quietly chanting,
"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the
watch..."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch
swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its
polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes
followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it
slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and
fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.


"****" said the Hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the senior center
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