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Old 04-02-2007, 11:46 AM
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A friend sent me this, with the disclaimer that he didn't necessarily ascribe to all of them... didn't tell me which ones he didn't though... hmmm...
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Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women...

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1 YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.

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