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Old 04-10-2007, 12:52 PM
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The husband had just finished reading a new book
entitled, "You Can Be THE Man Of Your House."
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and
announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and
when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous
dessert. After dinner, you are
going to go upstairs with me and we will have the
kind of sex that I want.
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I
can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The f__kin' funeral director
would be my first guess."
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