Hey, why do I need a special government relocation code? The one auto assigned is easy for me to understand when my case worker calls. Did we forget to mention that in ham class? Your FCC call sign is really a CIA re-education identifier. All stuff we talked about, just a cover for the Major League Baseball guy in the back of the class erasing your memory. As you can probably tell, my progress is pretty far along. I made great leaps when I jammed a fork in the microwave safety switch so that I don't have to close the door to make it run.
"Why does the U.S. care which flag will be hoisted on a small piece of land thousands of miles away?" -- Ron Paul