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Old 01-12-2011, 11:25 AM
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A group of friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, they were immediately successful.

A rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him.

So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" the friars to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
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Old 01-12-2011, 12:23 PM
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That was really bad....i liked it
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Old 01-21-2011, 01:10 PM
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I got a good chuckle out of this.

http://www.acontinuouslean.com/2010/...74/#more-19077

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Old 01-21-2011, 01:37 PM
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I got a good chuckle out of this.

http://www.acontinuouslean.com/2010/...74/#more-19077

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Old 01-24-2011, 05:06 PM
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For all you techies out there

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Old 01-24-2011, 07:43 PM
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That's hilarious. "My wife says my dongle is on the small side."
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Pessimist: Things are horrible. Everything is falling apart. Things can't get any worse.

Optimist: Oh Yes they can!

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Old 01-27-2011, 07:09 PM
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It all began with an iPhone...

March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't?

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I celebrated my birthday in August, and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad.

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My other son's birthday was also in August so I got him an iPod Touch.

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My wife celebrated her birthday in September so I got her an iRon.

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It was around then that the fight started......

What my wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.

This inevitably activates the iNag reminder service. I should be out of the hospital by Monday but Doc says I'll have permanent scars and always walk with a limp!
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"Old Man, a Corvette and Interstate 90"

A Montana senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left."Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-90, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Montana State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!"and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding--a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go."

The old gentleman then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Montana State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.

"Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.
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