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Old 02-15-2008, 09:46 PM
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Oh boy. You guys can thank my mom for sending me this one...


Mattel recently announced the release of limited-editionBarbie Dolls for the Denver and surrounding market areas:
"Aurora Barbie"

This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.



"Boulder Barbie"

This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Boulder Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.



"Cherry Creek Barbie"

This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of Rolls Royce convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.

"Parker Barbie"
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modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.


"Trinidad Ken/Barbie"

This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple snap-on parts.



"Colfax Barbie"
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recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) .unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.


"Arvada Barbie"
She's
perfect in every way. We don't know where Ken is because he's always out a-'huntin'.


"Denver Lo-Do Barbie"

This collagen injected, rhino plastic Barbie wears a leopard print outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends. Percocet prescription available as well as warehouse conversion condo.


"Highlands Ranch Barbie"

This princess Barbie is sold only at Park Meadows. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade, Prada and LV Handbags, Rolex watch a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a 3,500 sq ft. patio home. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.



"Commerce City Barbie"
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tat too on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.



"Greely Barbie"

This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Butler Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.
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commerce city barbie is way off base. must be hispanic looking and can't speak english. crappy truck should have chihuahua license plates and a sticker for a mexican radio station. optional small igloo cooler with homemade burritos and a pushalong frozen fruit thing cart.
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commerce city barbie is way off base. must be hispanic looking and can't speak english. crappy truck should have chihuahua license plates and a sticker for a mexican radio station. optional small igloo cooler with homemade burritos and a pushalong frozen fruit thing cart.
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No Boulder Barbie? Man, they missed a gold mine there... :meh:
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No Boulder Barbie? Man, they missed a gold mine there... :meh:
second one down.
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That is truly hilarious! I may have to steal a couple of those and make one for DFW area!
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second one down.
Yup, missed it the first time.
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